Once Upon a Bed

Once upon a bed there was a mommy who never slept through the night. One day the mommy went upstairs at 7pm to have a few minutes to herself. She sat on the edge of the bed and thought to herself about what she should do. Only the evil mattressess had put a spell on the exact spot that the mommy had sat on. She began to yawn and thought how wonderful it felt to sit on the side of the bed then the idea struck her to lay down. It of course was the evil mattressess' spell working by that time. The mommy sighed in great appreciation of how heavenly it felt to lay on the bed. This spell was extremely strong and there was no way the mommy could fight it. Quickly the mommy fell into a deep sleep. The gallant white daddy came plodding into the bed chamber to discover the mommy fast asleep. The baby yelled out for her mommy and the mommy sat up suddenly. The spell had made her head so fuzzy she couldn't figure out what was going on, for only a moment ago she had sat down on the bed. The gallant white daddy tried to talk to the mommy but then the mommy suddenly laid back down and fell into an even deeper sleep. The gallant white daddy laid the baby down to sleep and went on about his business within the castle walls knowing that surely the evil mattressess had come and laid a spell upon his beautiful wife and there was nothing he could do. And so the mommy slept on and on and on. Even the baby knew it was pointless to wake up because the mommy was under such a deep spell that she wouldn't be able to come to the baby's aid. The baby slept, the gallant daddy slept and the mommy slept all night. Then at 5:15am the spell magically wore off and the mommy arose quickly to feed the baby and start a new day. There were barely any side effects from the powerful spell, the mommy's contacts were slightly glued to her eyes since she had not a chance to take them out before the evil spell worked its magic. For the most part she was really good. The dark side is always VERY TEMPTING. And alas this mommy fully gave in to the evil mattressess.

THE END!

The moral of the story: Don't sit on enchanted mattresses!